February 2012
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Ten tips for Maintaining sexual integrity
If you’re serious about maintaining moral purity in your own life, these practical tips for staying consistent and focused are written especially for you.
Ten Tips For Maintaining Sexual Integrity
Tip 1: GET REAL
Recognize that sexual temptation is unavoidable in our sex-obsessed culture. Erotic images on billboards, films, television and a thousand other stimulants are bombarding you...
The Day
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad ...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And to top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new
foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me: (humbled) OH
God: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Okay
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
“I am not a strong christian. Just a weak christian with a strong God.”
– Dr. Bruce Frank (via savedbymercyandgrace)
World: If someone hits you, you hit them back.
God: If someone hits you, turn the other cheek.
World: Your life is worthless.
God: Your life is everything to me.
World: Give into the desires and temptations you long for.
God: Let me chisel you into the original masterpiece I made you as.
World: Life is meaningless. Kill yourself.
God: Life is meaningful and full of wonderful mysteries from Me. Be patient just a little longer, I am coming soon.
World: Love is sex, money, and pleasures.
God: Love is defined by what My Son, what He did for You on that cross.
World: Give up.
God: Try it one more time my child. This time trust in Me and it will happen.
“If it were not for hope, the heart would break.”...
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Best movie EVER!! Courageous ♥
Lord, I will trust in You.: Is Interracial Dating... →
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Question: Is Interracial Dating Biblical?
Unfortunately prejudice and racism is still a worldwide issue. In countries that have a variety of races in its population the question of whether or not interracial dating is an…
when you & your bestfriend act like rappers.
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When i say something
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and the person im talking to doesnt hear me
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